I have (actually) returned…

Well last time was a fail. I made my grand reappearance and then vanished for a few months. Well, what can I say...every day is a fresh start, right? I read through a few of my old posts, and, I have to say, it amazes me how many jokes I managed to make. Like, really? …

I Have Returned…

Hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen, because I am back! After a long period of absence, yours truly has returned. If any of you are still here then well done, here is a medal for your services *insert medal emoji because Samsung decided that this celebratory motivational symbol was not worthy of a place …

A Completely Legitimate Theory

...fully backed up with scientific evidence, naturally 😉 What if humans have already existed before us humans but we just don't know that humans have already existed before us because we are arrogant and believe we are superior to every other living species and therefore automatically assume that we are the first wondrous example of …

Who Am I? Tag: A Series of Personality Tests

Hi. 'tis me again. Today I thought it would be fun to do some personality tests and those sorts of quizzes, seeing as I'm on a long car journey. This should be interesting! I'll leave links to where I did  each one. By the way, I thought I'd just say that these were a but …

Best YA Books I’ve Read

Good Evening. This is the BBC News at 10, I'm Rose and here's a summary of what's been happening this week (month?) on the bookshelf. Helloooooo. Here's a short list of books that I really enjoyed. Hope you enjoy them too! Also, can we just appreciate that I took these photos myself!! The Lie Tree …

A Slightly Strange Poem

Oh iambic diameter! The cheesiest of all structures. Do not read if you cringe easily. Disclaimer: I am sane in real life, I promise. Ze name is pig, And ven eet's day Or ven ze sun Ees out to play Me run to France Eet's vat me vants Ze food ees gut I like croissants Please …

These are a Few of my Favourite Things…

...when the dog bites, when the bees sting, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad! Hello people, today I thought I'd make a list of the things im liking at the moment. I will try and tell you the price of the products and where …