Oh iambic diameter! The cheesiest of all structures. Do not read if you cringe easily. Disclaimer: I am sane in real life, I promise.
- Ze name is pig,
- And ven eet’s day
- Or ven ze sun
- Ees out to play
- Me run to France
- Eet’s vat me vants
- Ze food ees gut
- I like croissants
Please do not take this post seriously. If you would like to replicate this poem (of course you would, why am I even asking?!) then:
- The rhyme scheme is *A*A/*B*B
- There are 4 syllables per line
- The last two lines are supposed to be the ‘punchline’
You’re welcome. Au Revoir.
P.S Can you tell that I’m running out of ideas?